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AI Recruiter Accidentally Offers Hope
"Hope is the thing with feathers." Feathers don't pay the rent, pal.
Nov 13
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Actual Job Posting - Santa Claus - Caruso
"This is a temporary position" is the saddest thing ever.
Nov 8
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COBRA Benefit Now Just Cobras
Lobbyists representing copperheads and cottonmouths demand hearings.
Nov 8
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Thought Leader: "Seriously, just give up."
Admits "Even I can't polish this turd of a job market."
Nov 8
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Resumé Wins Pulitzer Prize For Fiction
Graduate of Oxford, Culinary Institute of America, and Beauxbatons Academy of Magic wows committee.
Nov 8
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Bagel Friday Replaced With Cash Bar
“No need to worry,” assures firm representative while conspicuously pocketing Post-It Notes and Sharpies.
Nov 8
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Failed Media CEO Negotiates Himself Failed College Football Coach Severance Package
Gives up use of large corporate jet for slightly-less-large corporate jet.
Nov 8
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Actual Job Posting - Sr. Manager, Mascot Operations - LA 28 Olympics
Philly Phanatic's boss is about to get poached.
Nov 8
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Standard Time "Fall Back" Just A Ploy
And, once again, you all fell for it.
Nov 8
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Local Firm Celebrates Halloween - Downsizes, Burns Witches
"Terminations" both figurative and literal.
Nov 8
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