<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9"><url><loc>https://www.thenotworker.com/p/to-the-editor-i-insisted-its-called</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>the notworker</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-01T17:01:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>To the Editor: “I insisted it’s called ‘Daylight SAVING Time’ and got punched in the mouth.”</news:title></news:news></url></urlset>