<![CDATA[the notworker: Friday Haiku]]>https://www.thenotworker.com/s/friday-haikuhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Fo6!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f8e972f-b4a5-48e5-be82-f8444f8b4e4f_1280x1280.pngthe notworker: Friday Haikuhttps://www.thenotworker.com/s/friday-haikuSubstackSun, 15 Nov 2026 01:28:05 GMT<![CDATA[Friday Haiku - November 13, 2026]]>https://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haiku-november-13-2026https://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haiku-november-13-2026Fri, 13 Nov 2026 18:46:44 GMT
Vintage computer monitor and keyboard on a desk
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Outlook down. Teams, too.

Workers of the world, rejoice!

What? They’re fixed? F*#% me.

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ocean waves during day time
Photo by Husen Siraaj on Unsplash

Blue. Cerulean.

Teal. Navy. Azure. Royal.

Miranda called it.

]]><![CDATA[Friday Haiku - October 30, 2026]]>https://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haiku-october-30-2026https://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haiku-october-30-2026Fri, 30 Oct 2026 16:03:21 GMT
woman in black and white stripe shirt and yellow skirt
Photo by Alexander Jawfox on Unsplash

Office costume choice.

HR so hates Halloween.

We can’t have nice things.

]]><![CDATA[Friday Haiku - October 23, 2026]]>https://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haiku-october-23-2026https://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haiku-october-23-2026Fri, 23 Oct 2026 17:36:59 GMT
white and red baseball on green grass
Photo by Mick Haupt on Unsplash

World Series tonight.

Owners’ lockout soon after.

Fears of pro Quidditch.

Until baseball returns, entertain yourself with thenotworker.

]]><![CDATA[Friday Haiku - June 26, 2026]]>https://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haikuhttps://www.thenotworker.com/p/friday-haikuFri, 26 Jun 2026 13:04:03 GMT
selective focus photography of pile of decorative stones
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Your weekend is nigh.

Rest. Joy. Palpable. And yet,

Boss calls Saturday.

You are not free. But thenotworker is.

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